The Copywriter Who Actually Gives a Sh*t

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Hiring Copywriters Shouldn’t Feel Like Playing The Lottery

You know how it goes.

You hire someone who seems decent.

But then they take forever to deliver.

And when they finally do?

It’s stiff, generic, and completely useless.

Now you’re stuck either:

❌ Begging for revisions

❌ Fixing it yourself

❌ Wondering why you even bothered in the first place

Meanwhile, your clients expect results.

And you don’t have time to babysit a writer who can’t keep up.

Let’s not do that, yeah?

Let The Numbers Do

The Talking

In just two months, the email campaign resulted in:

-347,400 emails sent

-369 total orders

-$14,733 (362.81 million VND) in revenue generated

Generated $12,946.36 for Tanglewood Works

A small ecom store in under 3 weeks (their first 5-figure month).

A whopping 88% increase in revenue

+ 2414% increase in email revenue.

Helped Functional Patterns, a leading fitness company generate $105,588+ in 5 days through emails.

They had a very good offer and an engaged email list.

Generated 921M VND ~ $36039,93 USD in sales for another client

Yes, email is still one of the best revenue drivers.

But it takes a strategic approach, not just “send more emails.”

Don't Take My Word For It

Here's what happens when clients actually try working with me

Andrian T

Co-Founder of Studious

"Working with Parker was refreshing. He didn't just write, he actually got it. Professional, sharp, and genuinely cared about the brand."

Aysha Muhammed

Digital Content Producer- BFJ Digital

"We've worked with other copywriters before no one took the time to understand our offer like Parker did. He asked smart questions, nailed our voice, and delivered every time."

Loren & Lex

Founder of Walker Family Goods

"I've hired copywriters who could write. Parker's the first one who could think. He figured out what we needed before we even finished explaining it."